Thursday, November 06, 2008

The Amazing Bloomberg will now make NYC vanish!

Yes friends, the Amazing Bloomberg will astound you with his feats of prestidigitation, as he causes the entire working population of New York City to disappear in a puff of smoke!
The mayor proposed raising the income tax by either 7.5 percent or 15 percent.
Oh, and budget cuts too! Yep, the Amazing Bloomberg will be slicing off 1000 cops from the NYPD. But don't worry friends, he's going to add 200 new Green Hornets to hand out traffic and parking tickets.

What do the DemocRats say? Wait for it, this is just too juicy:
"I think the people of the city are going to be enraged," City Councilman Simcha Felder, D-Brooklyn, said."
Funny stuff, Councilman!

The Phantom

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